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Thurman Merman Grows Up

Started by pegritz · 10 months ago

For your delectable delectation, here's a little piece I recently published in the Masontown Telegraph. Sorry about the lack of foul language and the uncustomary linguistic restraint--this was intended for a "family publication" after all. The True Pegritzian RemiX (with Xtra Details and X ... Continue reading »

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  • julie

    2 years ago

    That's fantastic. I love those moments that shake you out of routine. I often have the realization that I am not one whit more sane than the lunatic spouting nonsense and the things I'm doing don't make any sense, either. Two naked insanities, staring each other down on a sunny day. Does it get any better?
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  • BIGHEAD

    1 year ago

    Pennsylvania is home to at least one piece of white trash (for every 30 square inches of space). No, I'm not referring to the people who throw block parties cause they finally got enough money to buy beer. This is all about the punks who manage to wake up in the morning, drag their lazy asses out of bed, handle themselves in the shower, then head to work at the local cable company.

    One female rep, handled herself very well in the shower today, then called off work to do it again. How nice of her to directly affect my free time by keeping me waiting for a live person to take my fucking payment.

    Tomorrow, she'll find the water shut off right as she's about to gush and she'll be the one left waiting on hold. That fucking bitch!

    Go ahead, laugh.

    After you get done jacking off into the silk shirt you can't fit into anymore, you'll throw it in the trash... the garbage collectors take it home to give to the misfit midget asshole who lives in their basement.

    That bastard.
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  • Sister Helen Prejean

    1 year ago

    Great message.
    I think you'll read our site..
    Thank You
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