DISQUS

BIGHEAD · 2 years ago

Pennsylvania is home to at least one piece of white trash (for every 30 square inches of space). No, I'm not referring to the people who throw block parties cause they finally got enough money to buy beer. This is all about the punks who manage to wake up in the morning, drag their lazy asses out of bed, handle themselves in the shower, then head to work at the local cable company.

One female rep, handled herself very well in the shower today, then called off work to do it again. How nice of her to directly affect my free time by keeping me waiting for a live person to take my fucking payment.

Tomorrow, she'll find the water shut off right as she's about to gush and she'll be the one left waiting on hold. That fucking bitch!

Go ahead, laugh.

After you get done jacking off into the silk shirt you can't fit into anymore, you'll throw it in the trash... the garbage collectors take it home to give to the misfit midget asshole who lives in their basement.

That bastard.

The Tusk · 2 years ago

Wowsa too bad I already know what you look like.

julie schuler · 1 year ago

awww. baby derek is sooo adorable. It's strange that my own son is already four and doesn't look so baby-ish anymore. I'm not going to fall for it, though. I'm not going to have another one. I'll just start diapering grown men when I feel the need. I'm sure someone would pay good money for that.

Derek C. F. Pegritz · 1 year ago

Hhhhahahahahhahhaa. I used to know a Diaper-Man, Julie. I went to a few fetish shows in Pittsburgh years ago just to see what the whole fetish scene was all about, and there was this old guy--and I mean old, in his seventies--who used to come dressed in a beautiful three-piece suit and would change into a bib and a diaper and make leather-clad ladies spank him and give him a bottle.

One word for that: CREEPY.

julie_schuler · 1 year ago

Annie, my doll-making friend, thinks it would be good if we dressed like Victorian schoolmarms and beat people for $. She's almost got me thinking it's a good idea. My friend, Niall, did an awesome pointillist picture of me as a Victorian schoolmarm spanking a french maid. I'm going to try to post it on my blog this weekend.

Derek C. F. Pegritz · 1 year ago

I know quite a few people whom I could refer to you as clients. I'm rather big in the local and Washington DC steampunk/neoVictorian circles (which just means I know a lot of people). I can't wait to see that pic, though: you remember how much I loved pointillist illustration!

But can you believe that I have not drawn a single thing in close to seven years now? I doodle occasionally, but I have not produced a serious work of pen-and-ink artwork in nearly a decade. I do a lot of simple work in Photoshop these days, simply because it's not so time-consuming. Making all those little dots and lines....God, I have no idea how Gustave Dore ever did it.

BTW, someday I shall have to commission an album cover from you.